POLICY

WHAT POLICY ? Mal doesnt need any policys. Politics isnt decided by policy anymore, its personality so therefore Mal has the goods to go all the way to the top.
i will be talking to him about the Fish and Chip Shop Policy, a policy whereby Greeks are reinstalled to run Fish and Chip Shops and The Fish and Chip Shop Migration Policy, whereby oustide of the Melbourne metropilitan area, one greek run fish and chip shop will be mandatory per 5000 people. This policy is particularly pertinent in South East Queensland, where the ratio may be brought down, i dont know, given the dearth of Fish and Chip shops run by Greeks. Mal is also assembling a Fish and Chip Shop Sustainabilty Taskforce, so that Fish and Chip Shops can be industry leaders in reducing their Carbon Footprint. Greek families wishing to relocate under the Walden proposed Fish and Chip Shop Migration Policy will be given a shitoad of handouts by the Walden Govt to make sure that its all seamless







Mal doing the meet and greet in the community and an ironic peice of footage from the newsdesk.