Whats all this about then ????

Despite the fact that Mal has a shit dog, I'm all for him running for PM....it would be GR8

mal and the aussie farmer

well, the Howard Govts latest drought initiative has really gotten under Mals skin. Mals a bushy from way back, spend his formative years in the bush and loves the chance to get back to town with Gypsy when he can and has lost count of the rm williams boots hes gone through over the years. yeah, theres a lot more to mal than meets the eye !
Mal and i had a wide ranging chat just this afternoon about the drought and the impact its having on farmers and the future of this country. i asked mal a few questions and the interview is a shining example of the integrity that mal brings to this election campaign.

Q . Mal ... you have a long history in the bush .. can you tell us a bit more ?
A. oh ..i love the bush. i love the dust and the dirt and getting dirty, working the land. i grew up in a small country town not far from Wangaratta , Tarrawingee is its name. mum and dad had a small farm in Tarra, and we lived and breathed the bush. its kelly country, tough blokes and even tougher birds who loved the land. Gypsy and i love getting back there when we can. theres some nice wineries near Tarra and they also have a great selection of cheeses at the wineries. i love the land, and i love wineries.

Q. You know Lee Kernaghan ive been told ?
A. yes, lee and i are great mates. he gave me one of his hats once. we go to dinner ocasionally when hes in town. Lee has a foxy cross called Bandit, gypsy and bandit get along like a house on fire.

Q. so ..from this love of the land..how do you feel about the Howard Govts latest drought relief package ?
A. well.... i think its fucking disgraceful.

Q. mal youre going to have to elaborate.
A Ok its really fucking disgraceful. John Howard has watched this drought destroy rural australia.

Q. Mal.. how would you change things for the farmers ? Its a big question.
A. well i wouldnt have sat on my arse for seven years and stuck my head up it either. Thats for starters. Howards offering farmers $150,000 to walk off the land, family history and generations of hard work. and then what ? does he expect people to live in Caravans ? what happens to the towns that rely on farmers, will they just become a massive caravan park, a caravan park where people have to shower under a wine cooler filled with urine. well thats what howard wants for the bush.

Q. Is that how you feel mal, thats pretty serious.
A yes, thats how i feel. showers in caravan parks from a wine cooler bag filled with urine. thats the way the Howard Govt is treating farmers. lets not forget, farmers made this country what it is young man and ill punch you in the face and anyone else who disagrees. ill punch them in the face. i learnt a lot in the bush, on the land, ill knock you cold.

at that point i called the official interview off. however mal did go on to discuss some important themes for the bush. encouraging the development of solar and wind power initiatives on farms as a way of helping farmers stay on the land. recycling water, recycling sewerage water and also went on to mention that mal walden is scottish for ned kelly.
Theres no doubt that Mal is in touch with the land, his heart is hurting for the bush at the moment. it was a heartfelt interview and at times mals passion got the better of him, no doubt. but you can feel the passion. thats important.

david lee roth

i know this is really off topic but david lee roth is looking really weird these days, so is kenny rogers.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX9qcggRo18

Mal said that he thinks Kenny Rogers, a man he once admired, is a disgrace, and that Mal would never resort to the kind of antiaging theory that Kenny has subscribed to. Mal said that no one will ever touch his face, if they did he would break their face, and that eyebrow shortening and teeth whitening are out of the question, unlike certain other politicians in this country.

mal the great

" Mal Walden says what everyones thinking " ! . How true that statement is !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up0U9i0r5T4

things are warming up for the meet and greet. Helen and Mike from Ten News are coming along so its really shaping up as the day to really kick off the campaign. That is if, that miserable cunt Howard ever calls the election. hes been running scared for a long time visa ve Kevin Rudd but now he knows he has an even more formidable foe to deal with in Mal. He may never call the election. lets face it he cant lose it if he doesnt call it and he would be shitting his pants having to contend with Team Walden as well as Kevin Rudd. At team Walden we will be patient, Mals time in the sun will come.






See you all at the Mal and Gypsy meet and greet on Saturday morning !

someone to admire

its been a long time since we,ve seen him politically active but hes back. This is someone of great strength and character who has been playing the political game for as long as i can remember. Team Walden are happy to see him back.





As you can see from this brief bio, it hasnt all been plain sailing for the Mayor, but hes back and is throwing his weight behind Mal and Team Walden and he brings a vast amount of experience with him.

"Mayor McCheese is an anthropomorphic hamburger distinguished by a mildly antiquated dress style; McCheese is equipped with a “mayor” pennant and a pair of chain-bound spectacles. Mayor McCheese’s instrument of law and order is McDonaldland’s vigilant Chief of Police, Big Mac. Lamentably, however, Mayor McCheese was judged to be too similar to H.R. Pufnstuf---and was therefore apparently impeached from his office. McCheese was later relegated to obscurity and peripheral imagery, a fact that would have logically thrown McDonaldland into a period of bedlam and absolute disorder, a realm of chaos in which the likes of the Hamburglar and Captain Crook might operate unfettered"

its great to see Mayor McCheese back where he belongs and standing alongside Team Walden, 3 cheers for Mayor McCheese ! Hopefully he can make it to saturdays meet and greet. all the best.

The Team at Team Walden

A TRIBUTE TO GYPSY

Already, and we are only in the early stages of the Walden for PM campaign, we are being " dogged " by a vicious smear campaign of unfounded gutter innuendo. Its coming from muckraking, selfserving, disgraceful journalists and politicians alike and is exactly what Team Walden is campaigning against. The same shit smeared political dribble that we get day in, day out from the barely evolved primates who are running the media and politics in this country ! Well Team Walden wont stand for it and we are here to take the high road.
we wont go into detail as to what the baseless and scandalous stories have been about, but they are absolute rubbish, we wont be giving these complete cocksuckers any credit, or any attention.
This has just furthered the resolve of both Mal and Team Walden to keep striving for the ultimate prize and leadership carved from granite !!

So on Saturday people, Team Walden are going to pay tribute to Gypsy.



Gypsy is a key player in Team Walden, a much loved member of the team and we have organised a meet and greet at the Brunswick St Oval in North Fitzroy with Mal and Gyspy. Its from 9.00am to 12.00pm, enough time to get home for the footy ! Mal and Gyspsy love there footy as well !! Its been a tumultuous week for Team Walden but Saturdays meet and greet is a way to payback the supporters and keep the Walden dream alive in 07.
hope to see you all there. there will be hot dogs and other foods, a great selection of cheeses, assorted soft drinks and fruit juices available if you get a bit peckish and fairy bread as well. Feel free to bring beer if you like and or some selected wines for great family day out. Bring your small dogs and large dogs for the morning and get to know Mal and Gyspsy.

its shaping up as a great day ! Team Walden

A NEW HOPE

yes its time for a new dawn of politics in this country. Captain Conroy has let it be known that along with all the virtues that we so admire about Mal that he is also quick on his feet, quick between the ears and versatile, thats the sort of leader we need.




these are some unedited quotes from the legion of Walden fans across the country. The esteem he is held in can only take him one place, and thats to the top job. none of our current politicians have this kind of respect !

"Mal Walden says what everyone is thinking....."

"Helen and Mal's ease and comfort of reading the news and their on-screen chemistry is like none other in this country... It is simply fantastic viewing."


"In the minds of Australians, Ten News means Mal Walden"

Mal the Professional

It is believed that during a recent technical hitch he was required to step into the breach and fill a 4 minute weather segment with only 30 seconds of script. According to those who saw it, including the great weather analyst Captain Conroy, it was quite a sight to see Mal get out of his comfort zone and take his stature as an anchorman to a new level.

Gypsy, the achilles heel?

This country needs a strong leader. With Mal Walden at the helm, face carved from granite, beautiful shock of ginger hair, we will have that strong leadership. Gypsy , however, must go.

POLICY

WHAT POLICY ? Mal doesnt need any policys. Politics isnt decided by policy anymore, its personality so therefore Mal has the goods to go all the way to the top.
i will be talking to him about the Fish and Chip Shop Policy, a policy whereby Greeks are reinstalled to run Fish and Chip Shops and The Fish and Chip Shop Migration Policy, whereby oustide of the Melbourne metropilitan area, one greek run fish and chip shop will be mandatory per 5000 people. This policy is particularly pertinent in South East Queensland, where the ratio may be brought down, i dont know, given the dearth of Fish and Chip shops run by Greeks. Mal is also assembling a Fish and Chip Shop Sustainabilty Taskforce, so that Fish and Chip Shops can be industry leaders in reducing their Carbon Footprint. Greek families wishing to relocate under the Walden proposed Fish and Chip Shop Migration Policy will be given a shitoad of handouts by the Walden Govt to make sure that its all seamless







Mal doing the meet and greet in the community and an ironic peice of footage from the newsdesk.

the great man in action

heres mal in action at the newsdesk, his current job.













heres mal with his dog. if theres a question in relation to mal and the dog and the types of blokes who have dogs like "Gypsy", forget it ....MALS ALL MAN !




















heres mal in action at the newsdesk again. see how popular he is with the ladies and the poise that he will bring to politics and the prime ministers office. we need this man as our prime minister.

Mal Walden for PM

Tired of small men with glasses attempting to run the country ? Tired of John Howard and Kevin Rudd ? Tired of the same old feacal matter smeered politics in this country ? Tired of politicians dodging the real issues like people with 17 items in the 12 items or less aisle at the supermarket. well i think we have an answer.
MAL WALDEN FOR PM.
yes, its time, for a stoic, solid man of stature to represent this country. a man of experience, a man that leads from the front every night, a man that tackles issues head on and tells us how it is. an anchorman that all anchormen judge themselves by and most importantly, a man with a full crop of well manicured ginger hair.
I think its time we had real representation in the gutter driven shambles that is politics in this country and Mal Walden is just the man ! A great man, WALDEN for PM !